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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Milos, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. Well, it seems these two Texas rednecks, Bubba and
    Cooter, decided they should go to college so they
    could get ahead.

    Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to
    take Math, History, and Logic.

    "What's Logic?" Bubba asked.

    "Well, let me give you an example," said the professor.

    "Do you own a weed-eater?"

    "Sure do," the redneck responded.

    "Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"
    the professor went on.

    "That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.

    "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard,
    you also have a house. Is that right?"

    "GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted.

    "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of
    by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?"

    "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching on now.

    "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are
    heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?"

    "You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinating' thang
    I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"

    Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back
    into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
    "So what classes are ya taken"? Cooter asks.

    "Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.

    "What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.

    "Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you own a weed-eater?"

    "No." says Cooter.

    "You're Queer, aintcha?"