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Little old lady!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
    front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
    feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the
    counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
    support, she asks the sales clerk, "Ddddoo youuu hhhave
    ddddildos?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
    laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
    many models." The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu
    hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt
    tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
    "Ccccccannnn yyyyouu tttelll mmmeee hhhoww ttttoo ttturrrn ttthe
    dddaaammnn ttthinggg offf?"

  2. Reminds me of the time I took my missus in to a sex shop to spice things up a bit.
    She looked at all the dildos, vibrators etc and made to her way to the larger of the selections - she didnt like the pink ones, she didnt like the blue ones, she didnt like the ribbed ones, she didnt like the black ones. The store clerk was getting impatient and asked her which one she did like. My missus points and says " I like that big shiny red one over there " - I had to tell her that it was a fire extinguisher.