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Little known facts.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Nov 7, 2005.

  1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
    enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
    gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
    the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A c0ckr0ach will live nine days without its head before it
    starves to death.
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
    (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
    attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
    jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
    left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (okay, so that would be a good thing)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
    (What about that pig??)
  2. Thanks for that flipper I needed a laugh.

    btw, I been called a pig by lotsa girls. do you think that counts?
  3. im scared to know how they found out about a pigs orgasm :shock:

    ill add my own u know own the 7 up logo with the red dot its there to represent its creator who has red eyes (no joke)
  4. Actually... most primates do too.. gorrillas, monkeys, chimps and all assortment of our tree dwelling rellies.... (not taking into account any humans actually living in trees)
  5. Probably irrelevant, but........

    Flipper was the name of a very famous dolphin.

  6. They time how long it takes for its leg to stop twitching?
  7. Yeah the little fcukers have two brains, one in their abdomen as well...they die after several days from starvation coz they can't eat through their arse... :p
  8. I hear ya, Flipper. I'm also trying to cut back. 45 minute orgasms are a terrible time-waster. If I can get down to 30 minutes, I could finish off with a 15 minute smoke and still get to work on time.
  9. Ahhhh, someone finally understands me!!! ;)