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Little Johnny on grammar (part 2)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Removed_User4, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. Little Johnny on grammar

    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
    hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
    "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in
    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
    She then called on little Michael.
    "My Mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
    She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
    Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Johnny.
    "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
    pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f#$king beautiful!'"