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Little Harry -- Innocent?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Untame_me, Mar 21, 2005.

  1. A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her

    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
    third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third
    grade too!"

    Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
    give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
    to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
    to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Harry: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Harry: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
    should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry
    can go to the third grade."

    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

    The principal and Harry both agree.

    1. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Harry, after a moment "Legs."

    2. Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    Harry: "Pockets."

    3. Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

    Harry: "Pants"

    4. Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

    Harry: "Coconut"

    5. Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

    Harry was taking charge.

    Harry: "Bubblegum"

    6. Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and
    before he could stop the answer...

    Harry: "Shake hands".

    7. Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

    Harry: "Yep".

    8. Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
    up. I get wet before you do".

    Harry: "Tent"

    9. Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
    The best man always has me first". The Principal was looking restless and a
    bit tense.

    Harry: "Wedding Ring"

    10. Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good".

    Harry: "Nose"

    11. Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

    Harry: "Arrow"

    12. Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
    lot of heat and excitement?"

    Harry: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
    Harry to university, I got all 12 questions wrong myself!"

    I can't believe all of you. Take your minds out of the gutter.
  2. Priceless.... :)
  4. I must say this is well done... I got all the question wrong as well!
  5. To the author :applause: :applause: :applause:
    To the readers [-X [-X
  6. oldie but a goodie
  7. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Lisa :twisted:
  8. I dont get it....

    what else could they be?

    :? :? :?

  9. I posted this to my team at work... (who I might add are a tad younger), there was much mirth and hillarity had over it..
  10. Excellent Work...

    You could always post up our responses, just change Harry to Johnny