Two Lipstick Lesbians are on a plane when the engines start to fail. One of them runs back to the lavatory and opens the door and asks her partner inside if she shaved today. She says, "Yes, why?" "Whew, that's good! The flight attendant told me to run back and get you cause we'll be going down in less than two minutes." AND ANOTHER Two roommates came in one night and told their other roommate they were going to Le Mis. The third roommate said, "Really?" They replied, "Yeah, do you wanna come?" She said, "Sure, let me get my strap-on."