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Lion - 1, 42 Midgets - 0

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by doonx, May 13, 2005.

  1. Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
  2. I feel compelled to laugh as it has everything to amuse me... but perhaps the serious tone made it a little too... well serious.

    Midget Fighting; i guess i'll just turn on the Jerry Springer show for my next dose. ;)

    edit: Perhaps a rematch is in order?
  3. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. That was fantastic! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. that poor lion - those midgets must have been awfully chewy.
  5. Yeah, there's not much meat on a midget...
  6. From http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

  7. You're such a spoil sport Flash. :( :( :p
  8. Hook. Line. Sinker!
  9. i'm with the midgets on this one. you ever seen an angry midget? oh no, the lion is gunna have its balls handed to him on a platter :LOL:
  10. nah i think it should be midget vs. tassy devil. at least the lion wont have such a size advantage :D