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Life on the farm

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by R3D L1NE, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother
    asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
    Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
    kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
    to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
    cereal?" he asks.
    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
    eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a
    week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way
    across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna
    tell him or should I?".