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Life in an Institution

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Life in an institution

    A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a
    car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie - what
    are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to

    The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

    The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

    The nurse leaves Charlie's room , and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

    Shocked, she shouts, "Ed - what are you doing?" To which Ed replies,
    "Shhh, I'm shagging Charlie's wife while he's in Melbourne".
  2. ROFLMAO!! Nice one JJ! :p :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: When i saw life in an institution,i thought it was gonna say " Visit Gixxers house!" :D