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Lets Poke Fun at Mat...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. Mat is a self absorbed person...

    and his bedroom smells.

    although hes on the right track for some things...
    but at least he does the washing up ...

    damn im bored.
  2. 404 funny not found
  3. you thought it was passable when you were reading it over my shoulder.
  4. I just had to act smooth to get what i want 8)
  5. hahahaha but bobs not here...
  6. get a room.

  7. or a reach-around, that'll shut im up
  8. mat, you suck. go eat some cookies ya girl.
  9. :LOL:
  10. if they keep typing everything they do through forum replies we could end up with a raunchy read .....

    eswen: mat stop fondling those

    mat: you know you love it b** ..

    eswen: mat, you suck. eat my cookies ya girl

    mat: oh I love it when you talk dirty baby

    yeah I'm bored too :p
  11. lol so true... but i call mat biatch...
  12. Ah, young hormones.
    And moans, and moans, and moans.
  13. i liked your old avater better.. that one is all evil and dead and stuff

    otherwise on topic

    those titties in mats avater arnt some babes either, they are his boobies.
  14. woohoooo........ boobies.... boobies boobies :D :D :D
  15. (Queenslander)

    :p :p :p :p
  16. bored queenslander....that needs a bike...or money..... or boobies :D :D
  17. well, id offer you mats but he might say i suck. (im so scared.)
  18. haha... just say in all serious voice, awww poor matty... sounds like your getting frustrated do you want to EAT something, to make ME feel better. took me a couple of seconds to pick up on it when my g/f said it to me...

    obvious here but when its said it just sounds like one of the things that people mix up all the time... i said yes before it :idea: clicked over.

    funny shit. when your pissed and in a discussion with someone else[/u]
  19. Did someone say Boobies ?

    hehehehehe they said boobies
  20. alrighty.... didn't think that was that bad but anyways....

    yea.... mat......... boobies.......

    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: help me...... i need to get out of here