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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by folma, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. 1) That's not right.......................... Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

    5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni



    8) I think you need a face lift ...............Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odour is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
     
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  2. Thats Fa Kin Fa Ni !!
     
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  3. brilliant :D
     
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  4. Kun ton tung...Chinese brothel :shock:
     
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  5. an oldie but a goodie, the variations are endless, aren't they?
     
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  6. I remember about the time of the Olympics in Sydney, Billy Birmingham (of the 12th man fame), did a phantom race report of an Olympic event and he made up names similar to this, it was hilarious.
    Unfortunately the only one I remember was the Korean runner Yay We Wun!!!
     
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  7. I thought thet was chinese for premeture ejection :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  8. And the old chest nut:

    that's true - din gum otherwise known as Dinkum. :wink:
     
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  9. a lot of customers from China accidentally ring my phone.
    i greet them with;

    "Way, knee-how" (Wei, Ni hao)

    which is enough to stall/confuse them,
    whilst i transfer the call to a colleague that speaks Mandarin.

    "Sigh-gen" (Zai jian)
     
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