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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by arsenalroc, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. Australia is getting ready to send the first man to Mars but there is a catch, that person will not be returning. A senior politician is charge of interviewing the perfect candidate and the shortlist include an engineer,doctor and lawyer
    The Engineer is first to be interviewed
    Engineer: I want 10 million dollars
    Politician: Are you crazy why do you want so much money?
    Engineer: So that my family can have a healthy and happy life

    Next is the Doctor
    Doctor: I want 20 million dollars
    Politician: What are you going to do with so much money
    Doctor: 10 million for medical research and 10 million for my family!

    Finally is the lawyer
    Lawyer: I want 40 million dollars
    Politician: Are you crazy that more than anybody has asked!!
    Lawyer: Well, you take 10 million, I'll take 10 million and we'll send the doctor up to space!
  2. :LOL: :LOL: clever