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...Lawyer or Liar??...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Oct 22, 2010.

  1. A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out
    of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got
    the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing
    that he might have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
    takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is
    that he embezzled from me."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs
    back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
    talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask
    him again!" The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell

    Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
    behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He
    says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
  2. Ohhhh I really like that one hehe
  3. Good one : )
  4. Shouldaseenthatonecoming!
  5. Bloke walks into a lawyers office for advice.....

    Bloke: Good morning, I'm really in need for advice of which I need to ask you two questions. But could you please tell me how much it's going to cost first because I'm on a budget?

    Lawyer: To answer your two questions is going to cost you $450, now what's your second question?