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lawyer joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by troy, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. a lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.
    naturally the lawyer thinks he is smarter then the cop...

    cop: licence please..

    lawyer: what for?

    cop: you didnt come to a complete stop at the sign

    lawyer: i slowed down

    cop: you still didnt come to a complete stop

    lawyer: whats the difference??

    cop: the difference is you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law... licence please...

    lawyer: if you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, ill give you my licence.

    cop: get out of your car sir...

    the cop starts beatinmg the living shit out of the lawyer and says:
    Do you want me to stop or just slow down...
  2. hahahahahhahahaha, well done :D
  3. lol... that was classic! +1