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lawyer joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Mr Flibble, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

    Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his new Porsche was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
    "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
    "MY ROLEX!"
  2. i was telling that joke when i was 9!
  3. That would make you about, hmmmmm, all of 16yo then :p
  4. old or new, it's a goodie (y)!!
  5. left arm?! where are we germany?
  6. America, I'd say. The realize instead of realise is a bit of a giveaway...