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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by haggis, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
    that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
    concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
    female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
    beer, men turn into women).

    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
    period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects

    1) Gained weight.

    2) Talked excessively without making sense.

    3) Became overly emotional.

    4) Couldn't drive.

    5) Failed to think rationally.

    6) Argued over nothing.

    7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    No further testing was considered necessary or required
  2. OMG...This is SOOO true....
  3. Funny!!!
  4. Love it! My girlfriend didn't though. ;)
  5. And no 8.

    When you say to female partner - hey look at this joke, she reads it and then becomes angry at you as if you wrote it!!!

    *** Note to self - if she asks "what are you reading" give it a negative intro"

  6. 9: Loses the ability to reverse park