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Last thing man said before dying.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by rourkster, May 16, 2006.

  1. The wife looks at the mounting household bills and says to the husband "We're going to have to tighten our belts. You're going to have to stop buying a carton of beer every week. We need the $40 more than you need the beer."

    The husband reluctantly agrees.

    Next week the wife arrives home from shopping and the husband is surprised to see she has spent $40 on make-up. He says "I thought we were supposed to be cutting back. I've stopped buying beer and here you are spending $40 on make-up!"

    She says "But yes darling, the make-up is for you. It's so I can look pretty for you."

    He says, "Hell, what do you think the beer was for??"

    He was found dead shortly after......
  2. ahahhahaha
    (all except the last line... didnt need that)
  3. agree :shock: was already laughing after his last comment :LOL:
  4. i have seen this one before though without the last saying
    anyways still brings a smile on my face :LOL: :LOL:
  5. LMFAO..... that was great...