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Language Barriers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by J_B, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
    The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
    The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
    The lady got what she wanted.
    The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
    She brought her husband to the store.
    so what did she do?
    (please scroll page down).

    What were you thinking?
    Her husband speaks English!

    Now get back to work.
  2. I must admit, my first thought was:
    "Hmm husband = 'English gentleman' ... she got mini-frankfurts?"
  3. :LOL:
    Oh, that's a good one!