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lame jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by gunnin' it, Dec 29, 2005.

  1. hey peoples post all your lame jokes in here

    ill start it off


    Q: what do you call a parrot wearing a raoincoat??






    A: Polyunsaturated :? :LOL:


     
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  2. Did you hear about the horse's three course dinner?








    Hay hay hay!
    /brother's favourite joke for ten years.
     
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  3. hahaha loz


    ok personal fav....

    wats brown and sticky?????


    a stick
     
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  4. What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?





    Sistermatic
     
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  5. Grooooooan....

    Confucious say: man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, probably going to Bangkok.
     
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  6. Mark 'Jacko' Jackson walks into a bar, says "Oi," and for some unknown reason takes a great big bite out of the counter. He then attempts to order a beer. The bartender says "Sorry Jacko we have a strict policy against serving drug users." Jacko says "Oi! What drugs? I don't have any drugs. Oi!" The bartender replies....







    "Oh yeah? What about the bar bit you ate?"

    .... The bar bit you ate.... Get it?.... I kill me.
     
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  7. ok ok......im gonna get real lame...




    wats the best food 2 eat at the beach??








    sandwhiches
     
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  8. :cool: when's the best time to buy chickens??












    when theyre going cheap :shock:
     
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  9. Why don't anteaters get sick?



    Because they're full of anty-bodies!
     
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  10. What do you call a Japanese woman with a food processor on here head?















    BRENDA
     
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  11. This thread should be deleted :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  12. Resident admin, please, be humane, put this thread out of its misery ;)

    Justin.
     
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  13. What does Micheal Jackson like about 28 year old's?




    The fact that theres twenty of them

    (This joke looses something when put in to text)
     
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  14. Oh Smee, the pain, the pain!
     
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  15. Woman to gynaecologist: "Doc, can you help me? I've got an itchy pussy."




    Gyno: "Itchipussi? Sorry, I know nothing about japanese motorcycles."
     
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  16. Q: What do you call a parrot that is deaf in one ear?

    A: A monopoly
     
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  17. What goes "FE FI FO, FE FI FI FO?"








    ...A rapper's phone number.
     
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  18. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?








    it was dead


    How did the kangaroo die?













    Koala fell on it.
     
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  19. What's black and white and red and can't turn round in a lift?
























    A nun with a spear in her back.
     
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  20. Woman (obviously distressed): Officer! Officer! I've been graped!

    Constable Plod: Do you mean, madam, that you have been R A P E D?






    Woman: No, there was a bunch of them...
     
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