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lame jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gunnin' it, Dec 29, 2005.

  1. hey peoples post all your lame jokes in here

    ill start it off

    Q: what do you call a parrot wearing a raoincoat??

    A: Polyunsaturated :? :LOL:
  2. Did you hear about the horse's three course dinner?

    Hay hay hay!
    /brother's favourite joke for ten years.
  3. hahaha loz

    ok personal fav....

    wats brown and sticky?????

    a stick
  4. What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

  5. Grooooooan....

    Confucious say: man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, probably going to Bangkok.
  6. Mark 'Jacko' Jackson walks into a bar, says "Oi," and for some unknown reason takes a great big bite out of the counter. He then attempts to order a beer. The bartender says "Sorry Jacko we have a strict policy against serving drug users." Jacko says "Oi! What drugs? I don't have any drugs. Oi!" The bartender replies....

    "Oh yeah? What about the bar bit you ate?"

    .... The bar bit you ate.... Get it?.... I kill me.
  7. ok ok......im gonna get real lame...

    wats the best food 2 eat at the beach??

  8. :cool: when's the best time to buy chickens??

    when theyre going cheap :shock:
  9. Why don't anteaters get sick?

    Because they're full of anty-bodies!
  10. What do you call a Japanese woman with a food processor on here head?

  11. This thread should be deleted :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  12. Resident admin, please, be humane, put this thread out of its misery ;)

  13. What does Micheal Jackson like about 28 year old's?

    The fact that theres twenty of them

    (This joke looses something when put in to text)
  14. Oh Smee, the pain, the pain!
  15. Woman to gynaecologist: "Doc, can you help me? I've got an itchy pussy."

    Gyno: "Itchipussi? Sorry, I know nothing about japanese motorcycles."
  16. Q: What do you call a parrot that is deaf in one ear?

    A: A monopoly
  17. What goes "FE FI FO, FE FI FI FO?"

    ...A rapper's phone number.
  18. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

    it was dead

    How did the kangaroo die?

    Koala fell on it.
  19. What's black and white and red and can't turn round in a lift?

    A nun with a spear in her back.
  20. Woman (obviously distressed): Officer! Officer! I've been graped!

    Constable Plod: Do you mean, madam, that you have been R A P E D?

    Woman: No, there was a bunch of them...