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Koala and Gecko

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Finn, May 24, 2010.

  1. One day, Koala and Gecko were up in a tree enjoying some “eucalyptus leaves”.
    Gecko says to Koala “I have the worst case of desert mouth, I’m goin’ down to the billabong to get a drink. Back in a minute”.

    Down at the Billabong he runs into Crocodile.
    “Whatcha up to Gecko”? asks Croc.
    “Nothin’ much, just hangin’ out with Koala. Enjoyin’ some good quality leaf”.

    Croc decides he’ll stop in and say g’day to Koala and leaves Gecko at the Billabong.

    As he approaches Koala’s tree, Koala looks down at Croc in astonishment and says,

    “Dude! How much water did you drink?”
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