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Knock, Knock

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. I know I'm going to regret this nearly as much as the limerick thread, but let's have some knock knock jokes...... (and I know they work better as aural rather than written jokes, but what the heck)

    First of all a motorcycle one.

    When the Honda CX-500 was having its cam chain problems in the UK market, the joke went round the industry;

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    CX-500



    Anyway..

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little old lady
    Little old lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel.....
     
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  2. How DID you find that????
     
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  3. It's one of my powers.
     
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  4. Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne Who?
    Dwain the bath, I'm dwowning!


    :LOL:
     
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  5. Oh dear Paul, that was terrible. Here I am stuck at work and had this brilliant idea that reading thru some past jokes might make the night go faster.
    Never would I have imagined how far from the truth I was :p
     
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  6. Ah Debs, what can I say? Should I apologise? Heck NO!!! :p :LOL:

    And the oldest schoolboy version.....

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Well there's no need to cry about it!!
     
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  7. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water way to answer the door!
     
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  8. Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Heywood, Hugh & Harry.

    Heywood, Hugh & Harry who?

    Heywood Hugh Harry up and open the door!!
    Hey would you hurry up and open the door!!

    :LOL: :LOL:

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Lettuce

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in ya bastard, it's bloody freezing out here.
     
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  9. That's more like it, c'mon, there's a million of these tired old jokes around... (Not you Pete :grin:)
     
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  10. Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Banana !
    Banana who ?
    Banana split so ice creamed !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Bless !
    Bless who ?
    I didn't sneeze !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Carl.
    Carl who?
    Car'l get you there faster than a bike.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Sarah.
    Sarah who?
    Sa-rah phone I could use?

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radi-o not, here I come.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Leaf.
    Leaf Who?
    Leaf me alone.

    Knock, Knock
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Isabel.
    Isabel who?
    Isabel working? I had to knock.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alba!
    Alba!
    Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Albert!
    Albert who!
    Albert you don't know who this is!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Aldo!
    Aldo who?
    Aldo anywhere with you!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alex!
    Alex who?
    Alex the questions round here!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alexia!
    Alexia who?
    Alexia again to open this door!


    *cries laughing*
     
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  11. Now look what you've bloody started Paul!!!!

    **KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**

    Chef: "There's a knocking without"

    Fool: "Without what?"

    Chef: "Without the door!"

    Fool: "How can there be a knocking without the door? It must be some kind of zen..."

    Chef: "What's Zen?"

    Fool: "Oh, a philosophy of the turnwise cult of Klatch..."

    (My most humble apologies to Mr Terry Ptratchett.)
     
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  12. Did I mention before that I have met the incredible Terry???? A very funny man :LOL:
     
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  13. I can't resist... get ready to groan!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange!
    Orange Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?!
    Banana!
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?!?
    Orange!
    Orange Who?!?

    -repeat a few times and finish with

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?!?!?!?!
    Orange!!
    Orange Who?!?!?!?!?!
    Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Say Banana Again? :LOL:
     
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