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Kiwi Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Fluffy Bunny Feet, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.

    All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
    Australian visitor.

    The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are
    ya?"



    "No I am from Canada!"

    The bartender says, "What do you do in
    Canada?"

    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do
    you drive a tixi?"

    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals.

    " The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us."
     
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  2. :LOL: an oldie but a goodie :LOL:
     
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  3. A guy was both a taxidermist and a vet. He had a sign on his window
    EITHER WAY, YOU GET YOUR CAT BACK
     
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  4. I don't get it..... :-s
     
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  5. lol youre not serious r u man???


    U from NZ? :p
     
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  6. That joke's stuffed.
     
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  7. and they let you out on a full size motorcycle :eek: :shock: :eek: :shock:
     
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  8. yeah....I thought we(opps I mean them kiwis) only mount sheep

    :wink: :wink:
     
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  9. That joke is very baaaaad!
     
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