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Kiwi Dictionary

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gsxr1000, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. Milburn - capital of Victoria

    Peck - to fill a suitcase

    Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects

    Pigs - for hanging out washing with

    Pump - to act as agent for prostitute

    Pug - large animal with a curly tail

    Nin tin dough - computer game

    Munner stroney - soup

    Min - male of the species

    Mess Kara - eye makeup

    McKennock - person who fixes cars

    Mere - Mayor

    Leather - foam produced from soap

    Lift - departed

    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman

    Kittle crusps - potato chips

    Ken's - Cairns

    Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim

    Jungle Bills - Christmas carol

    Inner me - enemy

    Guess - vapour

    Fush - marine creatures

    Fitter cheney - type of pasta

    Ever cardeau - avocado

    Fear hear - blonde

    Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen

    Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym

    Duffy cult - not easy

    Amejen - visualise

    Day old chuck - very young poultry

    Bug hut - popular recording

    Bun button - been bitten by insect



    Beard - a place to sleep

    Sucks peck - half a dozen beers

    Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline

    Beaz - National drink, consumed instead of water

    Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden

    One Doze - well known computer program

    Brudge - structure spanning a stream

    Sex - one less than sivven

    Tin - one more than nine

    Iggs Ecktly - Precisely

    Earplane - large flying machine

    Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

    Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft

    Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft

    Cuds - children

    Pits - domestic animals

    Cuttin - baby cat



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  2. Thanks for that !!!
    Just in time for the NZ-ride in a few weeks.
    it'll come handy
    :)
     
  3. Medical Dickshonary

    Artery - The study of paintings.
    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
    Benign - What you be after you be eight.
    Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.
    Catscan - Searching for kitty.
    Cauterise - Made eye contact with her.
    Colic - A sheep dog.
    Coma - A punctuation mark.
    D & C - Where Washington is.
    Dilate - To live long.
    Enema - Not a friend.
    Fester - Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula - A small lie.
    Genital - Non-Jewish person.
    G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
    Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
    Node - Was aware of.
    Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative - A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum - Darn near killed him.
    Secretion - Hiding something.
    Seizure - Roman emperor.
    Tablet - A small table.
    Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumour - More than one.
    Urine - Opposite of you're out.
    Varicose - Near by/close by.
    Vein - Conceited.