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Kittens...I need to know.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by 99CIBBER, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. Ok, After a few months of posting and reading through the plethora of fine motorcycling threads I am no closer to understanding the kitten humour...

    e.g. How many kittens were injured/maimed etc etc :)

    My life won't be complete until I find the answer to this elusive kitten speak.

    In the words of Ms Hanson, Please Explain....

  2. I can't find the study but I remember the stats...

    For every 1km/h over the speed limit, the risk of kitten death increases by a staggering 7400%. Yes, that's seven thousand, four hundred percent.
  3. You missed out that extra bit AKA so I put it in for you ;)
  4. Fark! he he, I needed a good laugh! I'm kicking myself that It didn't click the first time I saw it in a post. We need to keep the kitten population down somehow...
  5. I hear Goz likes to wrap the kittens in Gaffa tape first
  6. Then he names them Raggot...
  7. Nah thats not right either, its everytime you speed, Bush eats a kitten

    and every time you masturbate
  8. #10 17SJS, Oct 28, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 13, 2015
  9. I like kittens, Toasted. Roasted. Baked, Fried, stewed, Boiled, Barbequed. Souvalaki, Shaslick, Dim Sims. on a scewer.

    But best of all, Flat Cat,

    I don't think I can live with myself knowing the cat is watching me maturbate
  11. From last weeks QI...'put smarties tubes on cats legs..make them walk like robots'
  12. Did you also know that Kitty's stutter

    Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

    "Human beings are the only animals that stutter" she said.
    A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
    asked the girl to describe the incident.
    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
    Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
    he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
    'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
    'It sure was,' said the little girl.
    'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before
    She could say 'Fuk Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
  13. That's why we say here puss puss puss...
  14. I think they're looking for revenge

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  16. LOL! Love it!!!! hahahahaha
  17. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - mine eyes!!!!!!