My wife was in the kitchen making soft-boiled eggs for breakfast yesterday morning. I walked in and said "Morning baby? what's for breakfast?" She turns to me and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment". If you know me, I thinking, damn it's my lucky day, so I stand her over the kitchen table and have some Sunday morning sex. Afterwards I looked at her and said, "What was that all about? She smirks as she smiles and says "The egg timer's broken!"