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Kitchen sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by haggis, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. My wife was in the kitchen making soft-boiled eggs for breakfast yesterday morning. I walked in and said "Morning baby? what's for breakfast?"
    She turns to me and says,
    "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
    If you know me, I thinking, damn it's my lucky day,
    so I stand her over the kitchen table and have some Sunday morning sex. Afterwards I looked at her and said, "What was that all about?
    She smirks as she smiles and says "The egg timer's broken!"

  2. Heh, not a bad funneh.

    You stallion you.