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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by skoota, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. Kids - and the things they do to their parents!

    A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
    house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
    break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off.
    You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a
    short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives
    it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea
    run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
    When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's
    seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is
    in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

    The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
    he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him
    to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look
    at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
    what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere.
    On him, the walls, etc.

    Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this
    business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a