Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.


Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grange, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a lollypop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.

    'An Ambulance just drove by.'

    'Looks like the Anderson's have company', he called out.

    'Matt's riding a new bike....'

    'Looks like the Sanders are moving'

    'Jason is on his skate board....'

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Smiths are having sex!!'

    Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

    'Jimmy Smith is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.'
  2. OMG rolling on the floor, clutchin my sides, strugglin to breathe after that
  3. X2. Piss funny.
  4. Thats what SHE said . . . .