As someone who put many happy kilometres on an ex-cop K100 - and knowing there are quite a few "flying brick" riders on these forums... And even though I've posted this in Jokes and Humour - but as any K series owner will realise - it's 100% true You know you're a older K bike owner when ? you know what Honda Moly 60 is and have some on your shelf... you have mastered the fine art of rapping the speedo while riding to bring it back to life... you have used the adjective indestructible to describe the engine... when your choice of tires is very easy to remember when your diary has an entry for 'spline lube' when you know that 'Fluidbloc' is nothing to do with kidney stones when you know what fluids are likely to come out of your weep hole. (and it's nothing to do wiht your prostate) when you've heard 5 mechanics say "We've never seen that before." conversely, when you've heard 5 mechanics say "They all do that." When you know the gearbox so well you can do a clutchless change (down!) When somebody mentions buying a litre of wine and you think they're talking about buying a K100. You still think a K bike is new technology and not a "real" BMW.