Approaching a set of reds, 1 car at the front of each lane so I pulled up between the two of them and got done for that. It was this fat, ugly shaved headed cliche' looking lesbian copper. I'm always really polite to cops but I just couldn't help myself this time. She told me that she rode too, so I asked her if she'd ever lane split before, to which she said she never had, so I laughed and told her that she was a liar. I didn't have my licence on me and she told me that I'd receieve the fine in the mail so I guess she's going to do me for lane-splitting and also not having my licence... joy. The only small compensation I have is telling her that if she keeps her fingers crossed then with any luck she may be born a male in her next life. Too bad being a smart-ass doesn't pay the fine though. Oh well, got that off my chest anyway.