For those in Melbourne on saturday with nothing better to do, come round to the Melbourne Bizarre Music Festival. http://www.myspace.com/thebizarremusicfestival I've been talked by Chuck E Chaos into doing a match of jelly wrestling. And because there's nothing more humiliating and funny than this, I figured I'd share that with you. The match is on at 6pm, level 2 at DV8, and we'll have a penthouse pet, a midget, and me. Yes, I'm deadly serious. The'll be lots of awesome bands too and plenty of things to see. Anyway, come round, it' going to be a laugh.