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Just a tap.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rolla, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. **A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
    a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
    nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped
    just inches from a large plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
    and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but
    you scared the daylights out of me."

    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver
    and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder
    could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's
    entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.
    I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."*
  2. Lol, thats great :grin: :grin: