This joke mentions Harleys and Hondas but you can put in any other make of bike instead because I really dont want people saying I'm prejudiced against Hondas, ok! A little girl walks down the road. A guy on a bike rides and pulls over beside her. He sais "hop on the back, little girl", she doesnt reply and keeps on walking. He rides a little further to follow her, then asks again "hop on the back of the bike, little girl". She keeps on walking and doesnt answer. He follows and repeats ""cmon, just a little ride". She stops, turns and looks at him and says "No way Dad, it was your idea to buy a Honda and not a Harley!"