OK troops, its starting to get cold and wet so we need a daily joke to cheer us up! Please feel free to contribute. The old gunsmith finally broke down and got a hearing aid. Really made a remarkable difference in how well he heard. About a week after he got it, a friend asked him how he liked it. "Well," he says, "just fine. Can hear things clear across the room now." "My, that's wonderful," said the friend. "And, how do your kids like it?" "Don't really know," was the reply. "But, I've changed my will three times since I got it!" SCAM Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf! Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. New Book A man goes into Book shop and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one” he said, I'll take a copy…"