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Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ResmeN, Mar 30, 2011.

  1. An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Lebo, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African went to a night club.

    The bouncer said "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai"
  2. Zing!

    That's a mouthfull, but not bad!

  3. A group of Chinese businessmen went to a club, the raciest bouncer say “sorry, I cant let Wong Cho’s in”.

    .............I know its lame but ey, im bored :)
  4. was that supposed to be Choo's? (shoes)
  5. hole in one :)
  6. Hahaha thai/tie puns! Haven't heard one of those before.

    Must admit I giggled though.
  7. I hadn't heard it before too and laughed too and sure was a mouthful. Sent it to my contacts at Thai and other airlines and they all had a laugh aswell.
  8. I took part in the National Blindfolded Wanking Championships last week. I don't know where I came.
  9. on the floor?
  10. I lol at that, nice.
  11. bwaaaaaahahahhahahahaha! absolute gold! :rofl:
  12. There's also the Thai / TIE fighter pun, as per Family Guy: