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Joke 7

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by OzzyDevil, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. TWO old women were talking about their sex lives. The first old woman told the second old bird that her husband suddently got “in the mood” at night when she stripped totally naked, lay in bed and put her legs behind her head, yoga-style.
    The other old bird thought that was a great idea, so that night, when her husband went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, she stripped right off and began to put her legs behind her head. The first leg was pretty tough because she was a bit arthritic, but she finally got there, then rocked back and forth to get the second one in place.
    However, she rocked a little bit too much and flipped too far backwards, ending up with her bum sticking straight up in the air. Just then her husband came back out of the bathroom.
    “Gladys!” he yelled. “For heaven’s sake, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look like an arsehole!”

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