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Joke 5

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by OzzyDevil, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. MICHAEL and Gary married in California. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael’s mum and dad’s house for their first married night together.

    In the morning, Johnny – Michael’s little brother – got up and had his breakfast. As he was heading out the door to go to school, he asked his mum if Michael and Gary were up yet.

    She replied, “No.”

    Johnny asked, “Do you know what I think?”

    His mum said, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

    Johnny came home for lunch and asked his mum, “Are Michael and Gary up yet?”

    She replied, “No.”

    Johnny said, “Do you know what I think?”

    His mum replied, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

    After school, Johnny came home and asked again, “Are Michael and Gary up yet?”

    His mum said, “No.”

    “Do you know what I think?” he asked.

    His mum replied, “OK, fine, tell me what you think.”

    He said, “Last night, Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue.”
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