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Joke 3

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by OzzyDevil, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. DAVE and Jim were aircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in, all flights were grounded and they had nothing to do.

    “Mate, I wish we had something to drink,” said Jim.

    “Me too,” said Dave. You know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a great buzz. Wanna try it?”

    They poured themselves a few, got smashed, and went home.

    The next morning Dave woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. No hangover, no gutache – nothing. Matter of fact, he felt tops. Then the phone rang. It was Jim. “How are you feeling?” he asked.

    “****en great,” said Dave. “How about you? You don’t have a hangover?”

    “Nah, that jet fuel is great stuff,” Jim laughed. We ought to do this more often. But there’s just one thing. Have you farted yet?”

    “No,” said Dave.

    “Well, don’t,” said Jim. “I did and now I’m in New Zealand.”