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Joke 2

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by OzzyDevil, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. ONE day a man who had been stranded on a desert island for 10 years saw an unusual speck on the horizon. As the speck got closer and closer, he eventually saw that it was a drop-dead gorgeous woman on a surfboard wearing only a wetsuit and a hair band.

    She approached the stunned guy and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

    “Ten years,” replied the stunned man. With that, she reached over, unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a pack of fresh coffin nails and a lighter. He took one, lit it, had a long drag and said, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”

    “And how long has it been since you’ve had a shot of bourbon?” she asked him.

    Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”

    She reached over, unzipped her right sleeve, pulled out a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask, took a long swig and said, “That’s absolutely fantastic!”

    At this point she started slowly taking her wetsuit off. She had nothing on beneath. “And how long has it been since you have played around?” she asked.

    With tears in his eyes, the guy fell to his knees and sobbed, “Oh, sweet Jesus! Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too!”
  2. Hahaha!!