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Job Interview

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Mr Flibble, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. A guy went to the local council to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
    He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'

    Have you ever been in the military service?'
    'Yes,' he replied. 'I did 2 combat tours of Afghanistan.'

    The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked,' Are you disabled in any way?'

    The guy said, Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.

    The interviewer grimaced and then said,'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M. every day.

    The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to be here at 10:00 A.M. everyday?

    This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.