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Jesus is watching

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Drew, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. A burglar is creeping across a backyard towards a house when he hear a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He stops and looks around...can't see anyone, so he continues on his way.

    A few more steps and again a voice says "Jesus is watching you". This time he is closer to the house and notices a parrot in a cage on the verandah.

    "Did you say that?" he asks the parrot,

    "Yes", says the bird, "I'm Clarence"

    "What stupid idiot calls a parrot Clarence?" asks the burglar,

    The parrot replies, "The same idiot who calls his rotweiler Jesus"
  2. Thanks Drew, I needed a laugh this morning :LOL:
  3. no problems. :grin: