A burglar is creeping across a backyard towards a house when he hear a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He stops and looks around...can't see anyone, so he continues on his way. A few more steps and again a voice says "Jesus is watching you". This time he is closer to the house and notices a parrot in a cage on the verandah. "Did you say that?" he asks the parrot, "Yes", says the bird, "I'm Clarence" "What stupid idiot calls a parrot Clarence?" asks the burglar, The parrot replies, "The same idiot who calls his rotweiler Jesus"