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Jane and Tarzan

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Kitt, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,

    And during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?

    'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.

    Jane explained to him what sex was.

    Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
    Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.'
    She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
    'Here' she said,pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
    Tarzan removed his loin cloth,
    showing Jane his considerable manhood,stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
    Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed ' What did you do that for ?'
    Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'

  2. ](*,) LOL Havent heard that one before
  3. lol yeah that one was a newie to me too!! :LOL:
  4. :facepalm: ..that would hurt!!
  5. Stupid male, taking things too literally!

    Oh and OWCH!!

    Oh and :LOL:
  6. Do they have squirrels in Africa?
  7. There's another variation where he picks up a stick and pokes it inside, after she recovers from the shock and pain she asked what he was doing, he replied,
    "check for termites"
  8. :LOL: .... *sigh*...stupid tarzan.