......in Wollongong, and has been all night, and I can't sleep, and our ride is probably going to be cancelled, and I'll have to go shopping instead, grumble grumble So, a joke, can't promise you haven't heard it before, so get over it if you have.... A chap on holiday in Wales went into a strange pub, and after a couple of pints fell into conversation with a few of the locals. After a while the subject under discussion was that most dangerous of all topics - politics, and our hero, having sunk a few, shouted out loudly that Lloyd George had a face like a sheep. This comment provoked uproar, and a fight broke out, ending with the bar completely wrecked and the author of the disturbance in a hospital bed with a broken jaw, his ribs in plaster and numerous minor bruises, cuts and contusions. To the policeman at his bedside investigating the brawl he said "I'm really sorry, but I didn't realize this was Lloyd George country." "It isn't" said the copper, "it's sheep country."