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Its No Joke.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Justus, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling
    all over the place.

    A cop on the beat spots & makes his way over to him,

    'Can I help you Sir?'

    'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr', the man replies.

    The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'

    'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', replies the pisspot.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
    hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

    He asks the man, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch
    and without missing a beat, blurts out...

    'Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!'

  2. Ha Ha. The picture looks like Geoff Clark!!!

    Nice one. :LOL:
  3. :rofl:

    *Super Duper Joke-Ktulu-Hasn't-Heard-Before Certificate of Achievementâ„¢ awarded*
  4. An aboriginal walks into the local Centrelink office in Broome,
    marches straight up to the counter and mumbles,

    "ey, you fella....I don wanna be on dole anymore. I wanna job."

    The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says,

    "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
    wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur bodyguard for his
    nymphomaniac daughter.

    You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
    clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
    expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
    two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

    The starting salary is $60,000 a year."

    The koori says, "You're bullshitting me!"

    The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah... well, you started it"