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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grange, Dec 13, 2009.
Here's a similar one.
A guy is sitting on a plane, with an empty seat beside him, when a stunning blonde goddess walks down the aisle toward him. He sends up a little prayer, and sure enough, she sits beside him. They get talking and she says she's a sexologist, just returning home from a conference. He asks what her paper was about, and she says: "It was about debunking some common myths. For example, many people think of French or Italian men as great lovers, but the research shows that it is Jewish men who can truly please a woman. And people think African men are particularly well endowed, but it is actually the Native American peoples who have particularly large equipment."
"But enough about me," she says. "Let's talk about you - I don't even know your name...?"
"Tonto", he says. "Tonto Goldstein".