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Italian cruise ship ...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by HB, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


    # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


    # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain



    # When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."




    # So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.






    # The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.


    # The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.



    # What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
    Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
     
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  2. Already done.
     
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