# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain # When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course." # So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship. # The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died. # The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker. # What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.