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It had to happen..

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by TheBlokeAtNumber27, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

    # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

    # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

    # When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

    # So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

    # I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

    # The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

    # What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

    Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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  2. I loooove bad taste jokes... but these are just pathetic.

    Be more funny
  3. Lol @ the fact the banner ad to the left is for Princess Cruises.
  4. can't afford a holiday this year?

    carpet one wall, wallpaper your floor and ceiling, then simply upturn all your furniture and HEY PRESTO! the luxurious experience of an expensive mediterranean cruise at a fraction of the cost!
  5. Got the same ad, got to love targeted marketing, now I associate Princess Cruises with ship wrecks.