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It could be worse (joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by LadyRider, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. :grin: Letter to Dad must read all. :grin:

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
    was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
    envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
    addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
    envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I
    had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
    scene with mom and you.
    I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
    with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
    But it's not only the passion, Dad - she's pregnant and Barbara
    assures me that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care
    for her since she is so much older than I am, she already owns a
    trailer in the woods and
    has a stack of firewood enough for the whole winter. She wants to
    have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
    Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
    we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends
    for all the cocaine and ecstasy we need. In
    the meantime, we pray that
    science will find a cure for aids so that Barbara can get better;
    she sure deserves it!!!
    Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and i know how to take
    care ofmyself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
    get to know your grandchildren.
    Your son,

    PS. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
    my report card which is in my desk center drawer.
    I love you!
    p.p.s. Call when it's safe for me to come home. :shock:
  2. haha i want to do that.
  3. I love this joke... so much that i tried it with my parents ... :( oops.