+ HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation. + The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal. + We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke + You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am. + The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme. + Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks. + I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool. + Jesus has turned the wine into water + Philip Ruddock says that the so called children overboard fiasco wasnâ€™t a lie, it was so they could walk to Australia . + Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet behind the ears . + All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing. + I saw two trees fighting over a dog. + All the Baptists have become Anglicans. + When my daughter fainted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around. + I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment. + All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk. + Some of the 4WDs in Toorak have actually got dust on them.