Every day when I leave work, the first thing I have to do is adjust the left mirror because some twatwaffle has walked into it. It's a nearly seven foot long bright red sportbike, how inattentive do you have to be? It's not like I'm poorly parked, either. I'm just far enough from the kerb so that I don't impede the ability of people to open a car door if they park next to me (mostly out of self interest, admittedly). I mean, it's not a big deal, but it just makes you wonder.