as you all know, every day some wanker will change lanes without looking & nearly hit you. because you expect it, when it happens you are ready to either a) accelerate away from the dickhead for b) break hard & fall in behind them. Well last week I had a very ironic experience. I was in the left lane where traffic was moving faster & was passing a ute that was in the right lane (that lane was almost stopped) when suddenly the ute decided he didn't want to be in the slow lane & changed lanes without indicating etc. I couldn't accelerate away so it was on to the breaks & i simply let him in. As I pulled up behind him I noticed the writing on the back of the ute...... "Smith & Son Memorial Headstones"